Random things that suck.
Stepping in something wet with your socks on.
Having something crawling on your face and subsequently hitting yourself.
Mistaking slivered peanuts for slivered almonds on the salad bar and ruining your salad.
Slamming your finger in a window.
Falling up stairs.
Falling into the toilet at 3AM because someone has failed to put the seat down.
Anything involving pantyhose.
