Thoughts That Kept Me Out of the Really Good Schools

QotD: Nosy Friends & Family

2009-12-27T20:01:34Z

What's the hardest, most embarrassing or most inappropriate question you were asked this holiday season? Who asked it? Him: "Why were you in therapy?" Me: "Because I'm fuck nuts." I found it to be quite hilarious. :) It came from a man (that ex...

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The Crap I Do When Nobody's Looking

2009-11-30T02:34:41Z

I have seen far too many tv shows and movies and retained far too much of each. As I was just unpacking my bag, I realized something horrible had happened: a toiletry of some type had...*gasp*...leaked. Without hesitation, I plunged for the bag ...

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Toilet Humor: 20 Things to Say to the Idiot who Asks, "What are you doing in there?"

2009-11-30T02:26:24Z

First, a link: http://t-mama.vox.com/library/post/water-closet-misadventures.html (Just a previous rambling on about one of my pet peeves.) I've always been more than a little irritated at people who try to talk to me through the bathroom do...

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Thunderstorm + WTF is in my purse = Entertainment

2009-09-20T20:25:01Z

***Unedited stream of consciousness from sometime just before sunrise a couple of days ago. Madness. Sheer madness. Tune: "One Headlight"--The Wallflowers Wallet, changepurse, checkbook. Ordinary average shit. Pens will be encountered. Tune: "Fl...

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Who else should I be?

2009-09-06T23:49:23Z

NO APOLOGIES. I make no apologies for who I am, nor do I make apologies for making the choices I made that made me the person I am. I know I'm not perfect, nor will I ever be...but we all do the best with what we have. Life is a continuous process...

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I love getting an album before it's officially released.

2009-07-13T03:54:31Z

It's not often that I look forward to an album release so much that I intend to rush out on its release date and buy it. However, being of the opinion that Jack White can do little to no wrong, the upcoming release of his latest faction--"Horehoun...

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Once in a blue moon, your words make a difference.

2009-06-26T06:21:07Z

Have you ever found yourself trying so hard to solve a problem, you end up getting in your own way? In a way it's kind of one of those "Road to hell is paved with good intentions" situations. Most of us realize that sometimes it's necessary to tak...

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Do you have someone to hold you tight?

2009-06-20T09:38:35Z

I've never been good at hiding my state of mind from the people who are closest to me. My Dear Ones know me better than I know myself at times; there have been occasions that I didn't even realize something was wrong until a friend asked if I wa...

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Random things that suck.

2009-06-16T01:32:41Z

Stepping in something wet with your socks on. Having something crawling on your face and subsequently hitting yourself. Mistaking slivered peanuts for slivered almonds on the salad bar and ruining your salad. Slamming your finger in a window. Fall...

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QotD: Mind Your Manners!

2009-05-23T15:11:15Z

If you could enforce one rule of etiquette, what would it be? Submitted by S@ngarang. Walk on the right hand side of the hallway, stairwell, sidewalk, etc. and DO NOT crowd people! I had a Western Civilization professor who put that on his syll...

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